cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(via tran-nhu-quynh)

• school: please get a full night of sleep
• school: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
• school: and study for tests
• school: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
• school: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
• school: don't be late for school
• school: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
• school: kids need a balanced diet
• school: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
• school: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
• school: but don't use the internet while doing homework
• <p> high school problems, high school, school, things that suck</p>

vondell-swain:

“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”

(Source: itsvondell, via distracted-rice)

yourvoiceinnovember:

Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like

(via distracted-rice)